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Funny moments from years of Saturday Night Live. 30 years, a man in England discovered an extra tooth growing in his ear - man, I knew . both feet , following their singing as closely as possible with no real practice involved. The commercial for "24 Hour Energy Drink For Dating Actresses," a new energy. It wouldn't be a proper episode of 'SNL' without a decent commercial parody and the latest episode offered one that is so bizarrely specific that it ends up being. MailOnline US - news, sport, celebrity, science and health stories Avicii 'lived on fast food, energy drinks, booze and cigarettes' as he travelled the Avicii's former girlfriend Racquel Bettencourt thanks DJ for. .. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel's Rachel Brosnahan to host first Saturday Night Live of after.
So you're advocating on Trayvon Martin's side? Maybe it's the black man in me. I also know what it feels like to have a a black man in me! Speaking of recurring roles, this episode introduces "Booker T Washington High", about a school event as depicted from just the stage.
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Jay is Principal Frye, who's inexplicably on his last nerve all the time, this time complaining about someone spiking the punch; while Josh plays one of the teachers who's already gotten sloshed off of it, owning up to an affair with a student.
Attention teachers and stoodents.
It has come to my attention that one of yall has brought an iguana as a prom date. He don't even look at you. Now he's run up into the Hunger Games cardboard trees and ain't nobody can find him. Thank you teachers and stoodents.
From the Eli Manning episode: Also from the Eli Manning episode: The "Little Brothers" mentor program fake commercial it is similar to the Peyton Manning one, but only in the fact that both sketches have a Manning brother as a member of a mentor program for kids who don't have any strong role models in their lives and that said Manning brother abuses kids for laughswhere little brothers can hire Eli Manning himself to beat up their older brothers.
Eli Manning giving an older brother a wedgie while playing video games, Eli tackling an older brother Andy Samberg to the ground, a couple of scenes later where the same boy is locked in the trunk of a car and Eli calls him "Peyton" with Samberg's character pleading that he's not Peyton before getting the trunk door slammed on himand the maniacal laughter of Eli Manning and all the kids.
Weekend Update has a little cross-promotion with The Dictator with surprise guest Admiral General Aladeen Sacha Baron Cohen basically admitting to illegal tactics to promote his movie, where the abducting is just the beginning.
To further prove it he brings out one of his captives - Martin Scorsese! You think this is torture?
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I had to sit through The Aviator! You promised me I'd be released! Well you promised me Hugo would be under two hours! A teenage girl in Iowa made headlines when she brought a cardboard cutout man to prom; which makes sense since the prom theme was The Saddest Thing You Can Think Of. A deli is selling the Ultimate New Yorker Sandwich featuring 7 pounds of meat, 10 slices of bread, deep fred hot dogs, beans and potato knishes.
Apparently the Ultimate New Yorker moved here from Wisconsin. A move is being made by Coca Cola to acquire Monster Energy Drink, the move could help Monster against its primary competitor, meth.
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Abby Elliot gets to headline a sketch, a gameshow called "What Is This" and a rare case of Bill Hader not playing the host instead he's the token Too Dumb to Live contestant - turns out the joke is that the host's boyfriend of 6 months, played by Eli, is being put on the grill about where their relationship is going, and Bill's character turns out to be Too Dumb to Fool when he correctly interprets from a photo that "you're way more into him than he is into you.
The recurring documentary show hosted by Jason Sudeikis chronicles an unknown part of Cheech and Chong 's career - a Straight Man played by Eli as a deliberately and annoyingly boring white male who was always opposed to the stoner humor, and didn't even last long enough to be subjected to the full Butt-Monkey treatment before he left the group for a career in politics The Mothers' Day episode hosted by Will Ferrell: A commercial for medicine that takes a deliberately realistic slant, with Will as the husband actually suffering from the symptoms stated - the realism ends there, as Will's sneezing sounds more like he's getting waxed.
You really haven't lived till you've heard their version of "Superbass".
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A women's golf tournament set during the 90s has Jason Sudeikis and another surprise guest, Will Forte as commentators, while Ferrell plays another reporter oddly reminiscent of Ron Burgundy as he's taking his own sweet time while staking out the home of OJ Simpson, where it's presumed he's fleeing to in a certain high speed car chase.
It's a hot contest between that and the product endorsement for the golf game for the most awkward part of it all: When your uterine lining looks like the elevator from The Shining!
And what's with the camouflage pants? You realise there's not enough camouflage in the world to hide this kid from the blowback he's gonna experience.
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I know we all have to deal with a little hassle on Mothers' Day, but when that woman is your mom every day is gonna be Mothers' Day. It's got the two classic qualities of a Nic Cage film - it's based on a board game, and you don't have to understand English to watch it. You've also played characters named Ra's al-Ghul and Qui-Gon Jinnwhich are also the names of two of my three testicles.
I can't believe I'm asking this but what is the third one called? We call him the Fixer.
He makes the problems go away. This week President Obama was finally outed as a Democrat. Obama said "it is important for me to reaffirm that same sex couples should get married"; OK buddy we get it, you're NOT a Muslim. Rush Limbaugh has accused Obama of leading a war against traditional marriage; he wants it to mean something after you've been traditional married for the 5th time.
Michael Phelps has said that he will retire from swimming after the Olympics; Phelps will spend the rest of his life doing this.
Officials in Guam plan to rid the island of the brown tree snake by airlifting mice laced with poison and dropping them via parachute, because sometimes the best solution is the simplest one. The season finale hosted by Mick Jagger: And for the kids there's a workshop where you can Build-a-Bear, but not the kind you think.
The twist is that the product isn't real it's superglueKaren isn't her real name it's Bethand the ad isn't an ad Beth's just practicing her pitch work before the bathroom mirror. The English word " pimples ", however, is confused in the sketch with "pimplen", a strong German slang word with the same meaning as the English " fuck " in the sexual sense.
As a result, the commercial tagline "mach das pimplen kaput" implies that Clearasil will destroy one's sex life. Ellen Cleghorne "I ain't afraid of no can of beer!
When the large numbers are quoted, a pyramid of the same number of bowls elevates Hartman into the ionosphere. Belmont, a man whose family has been in the horse glue business for generations. It is a parody of commercials that try to appeal to old-fashioned values and tradition. After one bowl, Ferrell creeps out his coworkers, makes out with Chris Parnellthen runs half-naked through the streets until he's seen in bed with a pacifier in his mouth and playing with a glowstick.
When she becomes annoyed "No! Luckily for those who use Cricket, they won't receive such endless alerts at all "Now are you happy we have awful service? Cruz is assisted by a "hype team" Kenan Thompson and episode host Awkwafinabut while the pair is able to liven up the crowd, things fall apart literally and figuratively for Cruz after he takes the stage.
Julia Sweeney enjoys a drumstick dipped in clear gravy straight from the jar, while Kevin Nealon gleefully splashes his face in the clear, gooey liquid. The Home Game — Charles Rocket pitches a home board game for dysfunctional families who can now act out their issues the same way the Ewings do on the prime time soap opera Dallas. The closing tag line: You don't have to be when Depend offers a line of diapers with images of classic stars of the past e.
The jingle is set to " Jump For My Love ". Parody of Copenhagen chewing tobacco. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice — parody of erectile dysfunction treatments particularly Levitracomplete with the warning "If you experience an erection lasting longer than twenty-four hours, call up your friends and brag about it.
Uncle Jimmy's Smokehouse and Outpatient Surgical Facility — A shady clinic that offers semi-professional surgery and mediocre barbecue cuisine. Don Pardo is the voiceover announcer for a spot decrying high production costs for elaborate oil-company commercials and offering this as an excuse for high energy prices. To prove its strength, a user bites down on a wood bar, which is lifted by a helicopter "The Epoxy-Dent Chopper Test! Here, a man and woman Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler await the results of the test — and nervously so, as they're really two college students who had a one-night stand two weeks earlier.
Caused minor controversy for its depictions of male-to-female transsexuals. It's the only hairball remover that cats ask for by name. All of the matches are alluded to be between prostitute and client. The Ebola in Our Everything — A trailer for a sequel to the film about two teens with cancer who fall in love, only here Olive episode host Sarah Silverman has the Ebola viruswhich severely tampers paramour Theodore's Taran Killam attraction to her.
For example, one kid will have to watch his parents including an early cameo by Season 30 cast member Rob Riggle divorce if he can't eat a plate of maggot-ridden eggs Benedict. How does First CityWide make money doing this? As one service rep says it, "The answer is simple: Luckily, bandmate Fred Armisen offers this frozen food product with medicine designed to counter constipation "you eat it, and ay ay ay!
Also available in Indian and fish varieties. DACA Edition — from Aprilthis topical variation on the classic board game forces players who pull a " dreamer " card to take an alternative path where they must "work three jobs," dodge ICE agents, and face bureaucratic hoops. Parodies use of hip hop culture in advertisement. Also promoted is the Dura-Fram Diaphragm for women. On top of the helmet is an enormous foam rubber "helmet protector", and also mentioned a "helmet protector protector", which was too large to be shown.
President in the late s. But stay-at-home husbands can keep the house clean with such appliances as a dishwasher with a pound steel door, a washing machine 6 feet in height, and a horsepower riding lawnmower-like vacuum cleaner.
Katrina — Doug Stanhope Jason Sudeikis travels to a flooded post- Hurricane Katrina New Orleans and offers women fresh water and clothing in exchange for their flashing their breasts and "going wild" for the camera. Googie Rene's Partially Damaged Halloween Costume Discount Basement, whose costumes are so stained and torn you need props to hide the imperfections and both costumes and props have suspicious odors. And its most Italian. Say No — New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani cracks down on graffiti artists defacing the city by adding insults next to their handiwork.